Josh Hartnett I am not.

Although I am proud of myself for the... oh... week and a half I went without masturbation, recent events have made me realize that I must abandon my insane little experiment.

I realized this morning on my way to work that I will be living alone for only one more month. Then, it will be back to (oh, dear god, no) my parents place for (hopefully) a short amount of time, then (hopefully) I will be shacking up with Mr. Wonderful, where we will live in sin and have raunchy sex everynight. Sometimes with each other.

So just kidding. Jeez.

Anyway, all this to say that it may be a while before I can once again have the privacy that is integral for an evening of self-love. So, I've decided that proving myself right to Mr. Wonderful is much less important than getting myself off, which is much, much, more important.

So, I think I'll go to the drugstore, but a few dozen extra double A's, and have myself a great November.